Three years ago this was a joke about my own standup.
Commit!!! is a software-career sim. You take the job, ship the commit, dodge the debt, and try to make rent before the anxiety makes you. Manual work is a timing minigame — ace every phase for a clean commit, or clip the yellow and ship dirty. The codebase remembers which one you did.
Three ways to play
- Indie Dev — ship it or go broke.
- Legacy Monolith — you inherited someone else's decisions. All of them.
- OSS Maintainer — publish something new, or adopt an abandoned package and its hidden bugs. Both come with an issue queue that does not care how you feel.
Thirty-four epilogues, graded A to F. Thirteen languages. Fifty-eight achievements.
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