[Upcoming Update] New UI, Replay Skip, Free Gift & 9 Outfits!
🎨 Fresh New UI & Replay Skip Feature!
We’re excited to preview some great quality-of-life updates coming in the next patch:
- New UI Designs: Both the goal result screen (COMMUTE STATUS REPORT) and the death result screen (DEATH CERTIFICATE) are getting a fresh, newly polished look!
- Replay Skip: You will now be able to skip replay scenes instantly by holding the Jump button (HOLD JUMP TO SKIP) so you can get right back into the action!


🎁 A Thank-You Gift: Vending Machine Trap!
To show our gratitude to everyone who bought the game, we are sending a Vending Machine Trap straight to your message box!
Once received, it will be instantly unlocked and ready for use in the LEVEL EDITOR.
- Behavior: When you get close, it rattles nervously, slams face-first onto the ground... and mysteriously, slowly stands back up on its own.
Use it to craft your own chaotic levels!

🐱 9 New Outfits Added!
Archie’s wardrobe is expanding with 9 brand-new costumes!
Cat ears and fox tails, these might be a little too cute for Archie... but word on the street is that cats are trending right now. Naturally, Archie couldn't resist hopping on the hype train!
Stay tuned for the update coming very soon!
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