SWEYET(etc.) REALEASE : ))))

HEY EVERYONE

LONG TIME NO ISLAND TALK

IMMA KEEP IT ICED COLD

GAME IS OUT, I'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME OFF AND ON DEVELOPING SWEYET(etc.) OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS.

THERE IS NO CORRECT WAY TO PRONOUNCE SWEYET(etc.).

BUT MOSTIMPORTANTLY, NOW THAT I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENTS I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING:

FIRST TO SOLVE SWEYET(etc.) WILL GET AN HONORARY STATUE IN THE HUB:

THE STATUE MUST BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES, OR AT LEAST NOT PORNOGRAPHIC IN NATURE, FIRST TO GET ACHIEVEMENT "YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME" WILL GET TO HAVE A STATUE OF THEIR CHOICE ADDED TO THE HUB (MODELLED BY ME, UNLESS SUPPLIED), IT WILL SAY A NICE MESSAGE AND INCLUDE YOUR NAME OF CHOICE ON HOVER.

THE GAME CAN BE PRETTY OBTUSE AT TIMES BUT MY "HINT" CAN BE FOUND IN THE DISCORD, OR IN THE STEAM DISCUSSIONS FOR THE PAGE (i couldnt figure out how to spoiler tag in announcements, in fact i only just learnt that i can do these, i was testing the click density of my monitor, clicking ever roughly 100 pixels, to ensure every quadrant still worked, when i accidentally found myself on this page)

WHO WAS FIRST WILL BE JUDGED AS FIRST VERIFIED CONTACT TO LET ME KNOW THEY'VE COMPLETED IT, WHETHER THIS POST OR TAGGING ME IN THE GAME'S DISCORD (linked on the steam page).

I MAY PROVIDE MORE STATUES AT MY DISCRETION.

CHOMP CHOMP HOWS ALL THAT TO CHEW ON