“...We’re going to die down here, with those fuckers living it large on a spaceship! They're not us! They’re not us!”
These are a celebration of the one and only Simon Jarrett.
We know many missed out on the original Simon plush, so we made a new one - in a sturdier Haimatsu Power Suit.
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