About this game
The developer's description, from the game's Steam store page.
The Hexagonal Bureaucracy Awaits Command a massive roster of 27 uniquely stylized, low-poly knights—each tied to their own starter elemental weapon and passive modifier. Laugh through the irreverent lore of the "Hexagonal Table" and find out why the King refuses to commission a heptagon for the rest of the army
An Evolving Elemental Arsenal Master 6 core weapon mechanics multiplied by specialized elemental variants (Lightning, Fire, Earth, Water, Slime, and Holy Light). Unleash massive frontal blade sweeps, layout continuous defensive damage auras, invoke shattering cosmic star showers, or fire orbs that expand outward in a mesmerizing Fibonacci spiral pattern, leaving lingering status trails.
Break the Horde, Break the Game Level up mid-run and draft from 7 Silver Upgrade Cards to exponentially scale your Damage, Max HP, Regeneration, Pickup Radius, Movement Speed, Projectile Count, and Cooldown Reduction. Build synergies to trigger chaotic chain reactions and completely shatter the 20 enemy mob archetypes before the 15-minute mark.
Key Features:
- 27 Desbloqueable Characters: A massive progression system tied directly to Steam Achievements and survival challenges.
- 4 Biomes to Conquer: Venture from the peaceful Meadows into the foggy, freezing snowfields, and the dangerous Void.
- Full Controller Support: Tight, responsive arcade twin-stick movement designed out-of-the-box for gamepad or keyboard.
- Pure Arcade Thrills: Intensely balanced 15-minute sessions crafted for rapid, addictive runs.
System requirements
As Steam lists them.
Windows
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor
- Intel Core i5-4460 / AMD FX-8350 or equivalent
- Memory
- 8 GB RAM
- Graphics
- NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960 / AMD Radeon R9 280X (2GB VRAM minimum)
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Storage
- 4 GB available space
- Additional Notes
- Targets 720p/1080p at 30-60 FPS on Low/Medium settings.
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows 10 / Windows 11 (64-bit)
- Processor
- Intel Core i7-7700K / AMD Ryzen 5 2600 or equivalent
- Memory
- 16 GB RAM
- Graphics
- NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1660 Super / AMD Radeon RX 580 (6GB VRAM)
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Storage
- 4 GB available space
- Additional Notes
- Targets 1080p at 60 FPS on High settings. SSD highly recommended for faster loading times.
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