About this game
The developer's description, from the game's Steam store page.
EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM
16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY.
You control EVERYTHING.
Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees.
You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK. You wanna roll? DO IT. You wanna stand up?
BRO, YOU'RE A BABY.
Your mission is simple: reach Mom.
The problem?
There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD.
Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment.
And yes...
EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE.
So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering.
FAIL. RAGE. ADAPT.
- 100-meter physics challenge
- 16-key ragdoll controls
- 8 independently controlled joints
- 27 household hazards
- Seeded courses
- Personal-best tracking
- 16 musical notes
- 13 interface languages
- Windows 64-bit
You don't need to be good at games.
You just need to make a baby crawl.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
System requirements
As Steam lists them.
Windows
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows 10, 64-bit
- Processor
- Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 or AMD equivalent
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Graphics
- OpenGL 3.3 or DirectX 11 compatible integrated graphics
- Storage
- 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes
- Keyboard required
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows 10, 64-bit
- Processor
- Intel Core i3-4130 or AMD equivalent
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
- Storage
- 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes
- Keyboard required
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